MISTER HEAVENLY – Out of Love (Part 4+)

Jenn tries to wrap things up by comparing Out of Love to Kanye West’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy and the Shirelles. It makes more sense when you read it. It does end up inciting Chris’s rage, however, and he vows to spend the rest of his days hunting down Jennifer Lao, his newest arch nemesis.

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From: Jennifer Lao
To: Chris Mollica and Brandon Hall

True statement: not every album has to be “best album of the year,” that’s why I own Kanye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy album. I own the albums I do because, in some way, they resonate with me. They are, essentially, a catalog of my thoughts and emotions. Those in which I can and can’t describe, thus I take my collection seriously and I choose my music wisely. This is the soundtrack to your life, so who wants shitty music in their mix?

Fortunately I’m not addicted to any animated cartoon series, so I can afford a little more time to let mediocre albums grow on me. Out of Love did remind me of just how awesome the music from the 50’s and 60’s were; bands like the Shirelles, the Tymes, the Fleetwoods. Classic. Mister Heavenly has created a few noteworthy songs, but you’re better off buying those individual songs rather than the entire album; which liberates me from listening to every single song on the album.

Since when does an album’s play time factor into the likelihood of listening to it? Unless you take 36 minute showers every day, (in which case, by all means employ Chris’s adept skills to find you more albums) it’s irrelevant, not to mention wasteful. Now we’re grasping at straws to sell the album. Like any ho on the street, an album’s gotta sell itself. And the album, in its entirety, is a hard sell.

“I’ll throw caution to the wind”
Jenn

From: Chris Mollica
To:  Jennifer Lao and Brandon Hall

You ruined it, Jenn. Really? Of all the albums in the world you choose to say are not a “Best Album of the Year” and you choose My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which was, in fact, the BEST ALBUM OF LAST YEAR!!

I’ve found my nemesis. Thy name is Jenn.

“I can tell you’re going through hell because you got those…”
Chris

From: Jennifer Lao
To: Chris Mollica and Brandon Hall

Kanye’s album had some good songs, but it was stocky at times. I like it; it’s good on car rides, but I do NOT pull over to dance to any of those tracks. It was pretty similar to Nicki Minaj’s album. Some good songs. Not genius.

Mister Heavenly may stand to be the only album we agree on…thanks for the opportunity Brandon!

From: Brandon Hall
To: Jennifer Lao and Chris Mollica

I’m with Jenn on this one.

Also, you both are sourpusses. Mister Heavenly is awesome.

Buy Mister Heavenly Out of Love here!